Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Somalia

Three definitions of anarchy. 1) a state of disorder due to absence or non-recognition of authority. 2) absence of government and absolute freedom of the individual, regarded as a political ideal. 3) Somalia.

This is a long and very painful story, so you will need to sit down with a cup of strong Colombian coffee (free trade preferably) and a healthy granola bar, and be prepared to concentrate.

After the era of European imperialism and colonialism, there was British Somaliland and there was Italian Somaliland and there was even French Somaliland, which joined together in 1960 to become Somalia. Nine years later a military coup brought a despotic government to power under the euphemism of Socialism and the leadership of Mohamed Siad Barre. Opposition was fully tolerated and encouraged, provided that it did so from inside jail, and that it still could, after being severely tortured. Barre also invaded the Ogaden region of Ethiopia, using arms supplied by the Soviets, with the intention of annexing it; he failed, because the Ethiopians were also using arms supplied by the Soviets (wars are good for business!), but with the added advantage of having Cuban troops to help them, and some completely unattached-to-anybody foreign "mercenaries" and "advisors" whose accents would not have been unfamiliar if you came from Nizhny-Novgorod.

Mohamed Siad Barre's regime collapsed in 1991, which led the northern tribes, the ones which had been British Somaliland, to declare independence, establish a constitution, and attempt to run a free and democratic Republic of Somalia, separate from Somalia itself; unfortunately, as "free and democratic" does not fit into the world's preferred image of Africa, it is now the only successful and truly acceptable state on the continent which has no recognition whatsoever, inside Africa, or beyond it; at most it is counted as an autonomous region within Somalia.

Another autonomous region declared itself as the State of Puntland in 1998; this state is unrecognised too, but this is incidental as it only seeks autonomy within Somalia, and not independence as a sovereign state (I'm not sure why they are called sovereign states if they don't have sovereigns, but there you go). Puntland sounds like a name from a fairy tale or a kiddie-book; in fact it's an ancient kingdom known from Egyptian sources as Pwenet, or Pwene, and sometimes as Ta Netjer, the land of the gods.

From 1993 onwards the famine in Somalia has been so bad that the UN actually gave it some attention without needing pop stars to stage concerts first; then wished it hadn’t because the various military and para-military groups did not quite get the notion that UN humanitarian workers are neutral and protected by the Red Cross that hangs like a mezuzah on their door (yes, if you didn't know, the Jewish Passover story is the source of the red cross image and idea). The UN withdrew in 1995. In 2002 there was a peace conference, hosted in Djibouti, as a result of which Somalia found itself with a government at last, albeit a transitional one, albeit with no idea what it was trying to transition to, and not a clue how to make it happen anyway. A second conference ended in 2004, with a second attempt at a transitional government (the TFG for short – Transitional Federal Government), but its President resigned after four years because he didn’t like the fact that the UN were talking to both it and opposition groups who wanted to establish an Alliance for the Re-Liberation of Somalia (ARS).

Refill your coffee, but two granola bars in succession are unhealthy; I recommend a piece of fruit now.

OK, if you are ready. We are now in January 2009, and Ethiopian forces are pouring across the border in the wrong direction; they had arrived in late December 2006 to help the TFG maintain a semblance of order. Why did they leave? Because the UN had succeeded in brokering a deal between the TFG and the ARS which doubled the size of the Parliament, theoretically bringing the Republic of Somalia back inside Somalia itself. The current government (still transitional) is the fourteenth attempt since 1991, but it is predominantly TFG, which suggests that the legacy of Italian Somaliland is stronger than that of British Somaliland, and that the tradition of despotism is stronger than that of freedom and democracy.

When news media speak of Somalia today, it is generally a report on the latest incident involving Somali and other ships in the Red Sea. This may modify my statement about the Italian legacy being stronger than the British. The British Empire was founded, in the time of Queen Elizabeth I, by men who liked to be known as “buccaneers” – Sir Francis Drake and Sir Walter Raleigh et al. They operated by sailing their boats into the wide open sea, waiting for other boats to come along – in their case Spanish boats bringing gold and silver and other precious commodities from the New World – and then seizing the boat, murdering the crew, and taking gifts back to Her Majesty. The name for the place where the liberated items was stored is still, to this day, known as the Treasury (a Treasury is a place where you keep treasure; treasure is what pirates steal – I just wanted to be sure we all understood the terminology). The proper name for what Drake and Raleigh did lives on today among the Somali sailing fleets of the Red Sea, and is known as piracy.



Drake's ship "The Golden Hinde", moored on the south bank of the Thames, just across from the Treasury, and presumably ready to defend that Treasury if Somali ships should venture beyond Greenwich



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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Solomon Islands

A British protectorate from the 1890s, the islands became independent in 1978 and then spent years tearing themselves apart over ethnic stupidities – the old story of “I’m tall, you’re short, that makes me better than you”. Australian peacekeepers stepped in to keep the handbags and the heads apart, though they couldn’t stop the continued spitting. People will always find somebody to hate if you give them the opportunity. The detail isn’t worth the writing down; you can look it up for yourself if you are so minded. Big-Endians and Little-Endians once more (here they are called Isatabus and Malaita Eagles).

There are something like a thousand islands that make up the archipelago, a mixture of unscaleable mountains and unwalkable coral atolls, which, combined with earthquakes and tsunamis (the last was in 2007) mean that the islands don't need human stupidity for life to become unliveable, though the humans are making a pretty good effort to keep up with the gods. An annual estimated GDP of $1.046 billion places the islands two hundred and third in the economic list of world nations, which is quite an achievement in a world that generally claims to have only two hundred and four countries (at least, that was the number that competed in the 2002 Olympic Games).


Marks for: 202


Marks against: 1.046 billion

 

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Slovenia

To the north-east of Italy, due south of Austria, at the isthmus of the Adriatic Sea, Slovenia was one of the half-dozen states that had previously been combined to form Yugoslavia, and the first, in 2004, to join both NATO and the EU. Where every other Balkan state transitioned from Tito to wherever it is now by the forceps of genocide and ethnic cleansing and the bloody emergency caesarean of civil war and despotism, Slovenia managed a rather more natural delivery, parturition as opposed to partition, with just a brief labour on the expected date (Yugoslav forces tried to prevent it, Slovene forces defended it, the EU brokered a ceasefire, about a hundred people were killed, and the Yugoslavs withdrew) - you see, it can be done

There are, of course, some negatives, of which the battle over the rights of citizens of other former Yugoslav republics has been the principal. Parliament introduced legislation in February 2004, restoring those rights; a referendum in April of that year rejected the legislation. Yet, ironically, in 2012, another referendum approved the granting of the same rights to gay couples as already existed for heterosexuals. So you can be gay in Slovenia, but not if you are of Croatian origin. The Slovenes particularly dislike the Croatians, because they have a border dispute. Slovenia even tried to block Croatian membership of the EU. Issues over the liquidity of Slovenia’s banks will likely be the reason for their next appearance in the world news headlines.

Marks for: 4

Marks against: 1



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Monday, July 27, 2015

Slovakia

Previously there was Czechoslovakia, until the “velvet divorce” of 1993, which led to the creation of two states, the Czech Republic and Slovakia. It took five years for the country to “prove itself” on the European stage, with huge debt, questions over the treatment of ethnic minorities, and a general concern about the development of democracy, holding back its aspiration to join NATO and the EU, both of which were finally achieved in 2004. “Ethnic minorities” generally means the Roma, for whom see my entry on Romania and assume that the same issues of poverty and discrimination apply.

Slovakia is too new a country to have had time to gain marks, or history to lose them (Andy Warhol's parents were technically Slovakian, in that they came from that part of Czechoslovakia, but this hardly counts; and anyway, unlike a Leonardo or a Michelangelo, who can say if this would reckon for it or against it?), but Slovakia does have one place of great significance in the world, for it is living proof that the great and noble and valiant attempt by Jimmy Wales to create a world empire of knowledge is doomed not just to failure, but to a most dangerous failure. How does Wikipedia work? By anyone who wishes posting, or editing, a page. Does it get checked and verified? Theoretically yes, but there are simply too many pages, and too much up-dating of those pages, for verification to be feasible. Who posts and edits the pages - this is the key question? For the living, it tends to be publicity and public relations companies, who are trying to sell a person, a country, a product; in the case of Slovakia it is: the government. Go to its official website and there you will find it, on the home page: "help us to write the wiki". One has to wonder how many other governments across the world are writing their own wiki pages, but with the subtlety not to publicise the fact? Frightening!



Marks for: Go to slovakia.org and help us decide how many marks we should be given. We are recommending 10/10


Marks against: Now who would be so foolish as to give marks against in such a situation?




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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Sierra Leone

Embroiled in a punishing civil war from 1991 to 2002 which left tens of thousands dead and more than two million people (about a third of the population) displaced, the barbarity on this occasion included the custom - on the rebel side - of cutting off the hands and/or feet of their captured enemies. Former Liberian head of state Charles Taylor is currently serving a 50 year prison sentence for his support for those rebels.

For fifteen years, until March 2014, UN peacekeepers held the place together, getting their marching orders from the UN in 2010, when it was determined that the government was finally in control, the rebel army had been decommissioned, and reconciliation was progressing.

Sierra Leone is also famous for its “blood diamonds”, which is to say the trafficking of diamonds across the border to pay the costs of the rebel army. Sierra Leone is less famous for having provided the major embarkation point for west African slaves.




Model Naomi Campbell sporting one of the blood diamonds gifted to her by Charles Taylor


Marks for: 0

Marks against: Whatever you think a blood diamond might be worth.




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Seychelles



One hundred and fifteen granite islands in the Indian Ocean, home to some of the world's greatest marine life, including the armour-plated Eclipse, the platinum Dubai, a four hundred and fourteen foot long Octopus, and the diesel-powered Savarona; all of these can be found, in tourist-season, at any one of the dozens of marinas which make the Seychelles the place to be, just north-east of Madagascar, where global warming is killing off the natural marine life, but the yachts appear to be invincible.

The islands were ceded by the French to the British in 1914. Independence came in 1975, and was followed immediately by repeated coups, an army mutiny, and an invasion led by foreign mercenaries. The birth-pangs of a country! By 1991 things had become stable, with multi-party democracy established and the slow process of putting health, education and the eradication of poverty at the top of the priority list, thus far with some considerable success.




Alongside the world's largest Octopus (see photo above), there are other rare fruits to be found, including the largest seed in the world, known as the Coco-de-mer (photo left), as well as the jellyfish tree, of which only eight examples now survive, the Seychelles’ paradise flycatcher, and the Seychelles warbler. Rather than dealing with global warming, we could just get more big yachts made and name them after all these dodos. I have dibs on "Coco-de-mer" as the name of mine.


Marks for: 115

Marks against: 414






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Serbia


Serbia, which writes its own name as ะกั€ะฑะธั˜ะฐ, has produced at least two of the world's most mildly almost-famous people of very little importance really, the tennis player Novak Djokovic and the slightly more significant Nikola Tesla (1856-1943), the man who invented the AC (alternating current) induction motor, which made the universal transmission and distribution of electricity possible, though Swann and Edison were getting there at the same time. Tesla was obsessed with the number three, as you can discover for yourself by watching this video, which unfortunately seeks to prove that the coincidental repetition of the number three in integral mathematics is also proof of the existence of God, and thereby undermines its own rationalistic legitimacy.

Serbia is rather more distinguished for its incipience of international wars, of which the first was the First World War of 1914; the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria by Gavrilo Princip led to a declaration of war against Serbia, and the rest of Europe's royal families joined the squabble very quickly, dragging several million non-royals to their deaths and effectively bringing European civilisation as they knew it to a close.


The second was the Balkans War of 1989, a consequence of the break-up of Communist Yogoslavia after Tito's death, but really a set of ethnic hatreds that had been waiting for several hundred years to be let out. Slobodan Miloลกeviฤ‡, the first post-Communist Serbian leader, wasted no time in setting the wild beast loose, with genocides in Bosnia, Croatia and Kosovo, the ones at Srebrenica and ลฝepa being the most famous, because these were the two which ended in war crimes tribunals.

All of which makes Serbia sound like a particularly unpleasant place. Lonely Planet, which can always find something nice to say about anywhere, strongly disagrees: "Warm, welcoming and a hell of a lot of fun" it tells us, though the next phrase, "everything you never heard about Serbia is true" is mildly alarming, because the one thing I have certainly never heard is that Serbia is "warm, welcoming and a hell of a lot of fun", especially at Banjica, or Sajmiลกte, or Jasenovac, known as "the Auschwitz of the Balkans", or any of the other Hitlerian death camps at which the Serbs rehearsed the Balkans genocide.  "Exuding a feisty mix of รฉlan and inat (Serbian trait of rebellious defiance)", Lonely Planet continues, "this country doesn’t do ‘mild’: Belgrade is one of the world’s wildest party destinations." I think this is why I tend to read Amnesty International's website, or Human Rights Watch, before I go on a visit to a country (perhaps Lonely Planet should sub-title itself "a bird's-eye-view of the world", but with a picture of an ostrich, and not of any other bird). Not that I want to hear about human brutality all the time; simply a choice between seeing God in mathematics or being electrocuted by an AC rather than a DC adapter (volts hurt, amps kill).



Marks for: 3
Marks against: 6

Total Marks: 9

Significance: God, or Zero






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Senegal

“Becoming Senegal” might be a good title for a movie about the western portion of the continent of Africa. Life started, after being a French colony for centuries, as the Mali Federation, in 1960, an attempt to create a single west African community by merging several countries into one; on this occasion Senegal and the French Sudan. It lasted only a few months. Then Senegal tried again, this time joining with The Gambia to form Senegambia in 1982; that didn't even get off the ground before it was abandoned. Ultimately Senegal went it alone, and has probably done better for doing so, though a group calling itself the Movement of Democratic Forces in the Casamance (MFDC) has been fighting a rather pathetic separatist insurgency in the south for several decades. At the same time, on a continent where Communism has been exploited as a nominal ideology by innumerable right-wing despots, Senegal experimented with the reality under a Socialist Party which held power for forty years, and then walked away without a murmur when it lost the 2000 elections. And speaking of right-wing despots, Abdoulaye Wade became President in those 2000 elections, and was re-elected in 2007; during his two terms he amended Senegal's constitution over a dozen times to increase his own executive power and to weaken the opposition, only to find himself rejected in the March 2012 elections – proof that sometimes the people can smell rats before the fleas they carry have become epidemic. And the surprising thing is – Wade walked away without a murmur too, leaving Macky Sall in charge.

And as if to endorse Senegal's record as a reasonably civilised country, it was Senegal that was chosen in June 2015 to host Africa's first "in-house" war crimes trial, of the former Chadian leader Hissene Habrรฉ, who is accused of sanctioning tens of thousands of killings and widespread torture during the 1980s, and who fled to Senegal when he was ousted in 1990. Good on ya, Senegal!


Marks for: 5

Marks against: 2




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Saturday, July 25, 2015

Saudi Arabia

I have never visited Saudi Arabia, and I imagine that I never will, because I will probably never be allowed in, after publishing what I am about to write (the Saudi monarchy does not like criticism, especially from Brits - click here). But here goes anyway.

Like most of the countries of the Arab-Moslem world, Saudi Arabia only pretends to live in the 21st century, and is only able to get away with it because it has oil in truly vast quantities, which the world needs, and which therefore gives Saudi Arabia power to do much as it pleases. Unlike any other country in the Arab-Moslem world, Saudi Arabia also contains the Ka’aba, the Black Rock of Mecca, which is the central superstition of the faith, and which likewise gives Saudi Arabia the power to do much as it pleases and get away with it. The "it" in question, of course, is not the nation of Saudi Arabia, but only its royal family; and not all of its royal family either, but only the men.

In reality, Saudi Arabia still inhabits the epoch of mediaeval barbarism that it did when Muhammad established Islam. It is a monarchy of the absolutist kind – the Al Saud family came to power in the 18th century and have passed authority on dynastically ever since. They rule with an iron fist, applying the Wahabi version of Sharia law strictly. There is no opposition – political parties are banned - a foolishness which led to the creation of al-Qaida, which led to the creation of the Islamic State, which led to the mess the world is in right now. Non-Wahabis are second class citizens, which includes a very large Shi'a minority. Most oppressed of all are women, who are obliged to dress in public totally covered, except the eyes, who are not permitted to drive cars, and who are beginning to test the waters of protest.

The latest scandal was reported in the Washington Post on August 26, 2014 – read it here. In brief, there is a lawyer named Waleed Abulkhair who founded the Monitor of Human Rights in Saudi Arabia; the authorities have refused to register the group, and Mr Abulkhair has now been sentenced to fifteen years in prison, followed by fifteen years in internal exile, plus a fine, under the country’s counter-terrorism laws. Despite the fact that Saudi Arabia signed up to the International Convention against Torture in October 1997, Mr Abulkhair has been subjected to a number of indignities, including the refusal of his diabetes medicine, lengthy periods of solitary confinement, and other old-fashioned methods of torture.

As a further measure of Saudi Arabia’s power and importance, it may also be interesting to note that Saudi Arabia has the longest entry, by far, in the CIA’s World FactBook, and it is worth reading as an exemplar of literary generosity of the highest order.

In the name of al-Lah, and of His Prophet, bismillah irrahman irraheem, in the name of the Compassionate and the Merciful.



Marks For and Marks Against: Should that be Lashes For and Lashes Against. Way too many. Way too many!


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Friday, July 24, 2015

Sao Tome and Principe


For a very short while, at some time in the very near future, these two islands in the South Atlantic, off the west coast of Africa in the Gulf of Guinea, are going to become very rich, having made the discovery that oil reserves of a substantial quality are waiting to be developed. Citizens of the islands need to be aware of several historical precedents that they can avoid, if they act immediately, and for which Uruguay provides an example that it can be done.

1) While you will need the expertise of foreign oil companies to drill and extract and distribute this oil, their tendency is to take your potential wealth with them when they take your resources, leaving less than royalties behind for you; nationalisation of the oil is your best chance to prevent this.

2) Whoever controls the government controls the signing of the contracts with the oil companies, and the small print is, as always, the small print; use the media to pressure the government into full public disclosure of the planned contracts, before they are signed, so that you can scrutinise them and hold your government to account.

3) I use the word 'account' advisedly; accounts are what government ministers have in the banks of foreign countries when they need to hide the back-handers they obtained after the public scrutiny of contracts made it more difficult for them to pretend their pay-backs were simply legal and legitimate contributions to their re-election campaign and their daughter’s favourite charity. I am not accusing anybody, of course; merely offering some friendly advice based on what may, allegedly though of course unproven, have occurred elsewhere.

4) Acquire literacy in a hurry; if you read the small print in the oil contracts at the same level of literacy that you have proofread your government's official tourist website, you will be in serious trouble; and with reference to that website (facts page, paragraph one), there are indeed dangerous animals in your jungle, and they are named "oil companies".
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San Marino

No, not the one in California. Back in the 19th century, before nationalism reared its ugly head and the world found this new way to express its tribal instincts and put up borders to keep others out, there was no such land as Italy, nor had there ever been. After the fall of the Roman Empire, there was the Lombard empire of the Visigoths, then the Frankish empire of Charlemagne, then the Holy Roman Empire, and inside these empires there were city-states like Venice and Genoa and Florence and Milan, or the Islamic kingdom of Sicily which extended as far north as Naples. That had all fallen apart by the end of 15th century, after which the French and the Spanish and the Austrians fought over it, the squabble ending when Napoleon marched in and took the lot, declaring the northern half of Italy a kingdom, and bestowing that name. The unification of Italy begins with the defeat of Napoleon, and ends with the successes of Garibaldi and Cavour, as late as 1871, but doesn't really become meaningful until after the First World War. It could be argued, and this is the point of my long introduction, that Italian unification has still not been completed, for within its borders there is the Holy See known as the Vatican City, and there is also San Marino, given independence within the Papal states in 1631, its separateness respected by Napoleon, and today an independent nation with its own seat at the UN, but not yet a place in the EU.

Where actually is it? Land-locked close to the Adriatic, on the eastern side of Italy, on virtually the same latitude as Florence, inland from Rimini. And how does it survive? Like all the other tiny little countries of the world (San Marino is just 24 square miles, half the size of Manhattan) which are too small to produce much worth the selling, it lives on tourism and its status as a tax haven, and does so remarkably well; San Marino has the eighth highest GDP per capita of any country in the world.


Marks for: 301 (the year in which the city was founded, by decree of the Emperor Diocletian, as what is now the oldest surviving independent republic in the world)

Marks against: 83,427 (the number of dollars per capita of GDP that San Marino is behind Qatar in the league of world's wealthiest nations)



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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Samoa

Previously known as Western Samoa, it comprises nine islands, all of them volcanic, though the two largest, Savai’i and Upolo, make up 99% of the territory. Governed by New Zealand until it forced its way into independence in 1961, its people are the second largest group of Polynesians, after the Maori. 

Fishing and farming are the mainstay, with some light manufacturing and a growing commerce in offshore banking, but this is not a place to grow up in, nor a place to be an adult in, and definitely not a place to grow old in, so most are leaving, generally for the United States, or acclimatising and accommodating themselves to the realities of life in the era of technology and massive world over-population: the reality that there are few jobs left outside the service industries today, and that those jobs will only remain for as long as employing humans is cheaper than replacing them with technology; which means slavery by whatever euphemism.

The official website of the Samoan government recognises this, and therefore places tourism as its only hope for the future - the ultimate service industry. But beyond the natural beaches - when they are not being devastated by cyclones - the tourism is mostly theme-park, as the advertisement above amply demonstrates: actors in costume performing traditional tribal dances that lost their meaning centuries ago - the Faataupati (clapping dance), the Siva Afi (fire knife dance), the Taualuga (final dance), all of which were once a part of liturgy, a means of propitiating the gods or stirring the priapus for the fertility rites, but you can ask any Samoan to explain this and they will give you blank looks. Tell them this is Fa’a Samoa, "the Samoan Way", and the looks get even blanker. Try "Fiafia" and they will recognise this from the advertising posters. Ah yes, Fiafia Night. Three thousand years ago it was the equivalent of Christmas, Rosh ha-Shana, Diwali, Id ul-Fitar; today it's just an excuse for a party in a restaurant. Not a terribly good party either, if you scour the tourist-reviews online. Very sad. 




Marks for: 1961 (the date on which Samoa became the first Polynesian nation to achieve independence)

Marks against: 11 billion (the number of people expected to inhabit planet Earth by the year 2099, and of whom an estimated 85% will either be unemployed or in "service industry" jobs; either way, living below the poverty line)




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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

So many times the same tale: the discovery by Columbus (in 1498), the takeover by the British (1627), the formalisation as a colony (1783), slavery and sugar, volcanic eruptions (the first in 1812, the second in 1902); and then the long, slow route to what is still only partial, starting with universal suffrage (1951), permission to join the West Indies Federation (1958), internal self-government (1969), and at last a sort of independence (in 1979, during which year La Soufriรจre erupted once again).

Unlike nearby Saint Lucia, a further move away from Britain was rejected in a 2009 vote; the suggestion had been the replacement of the monarch by a republican President and constitution, but let's be honest, given the kind of people who put themselves forward to be Presidents, a dynastic monarchy, constitutionally ring-fenced, may actually be a better option, especially if the man most likely is "Comrade Ralph" Gonsalves, the current Prime Minister, now serving his third term of close friendship with fellow-comrades in Venezuela (I always thought "serving a third term" was what repeat criminals did in jail, not Prime Ministers in office, or Presidents, in the case of Burundi, or alternately both, in the case of Russia).

In 2003 the islands were removed from the list of countries which were being uncooperative about money-laundering; which means that they are now being cooperative; which means that they are still money-laundering. Nor is this likely to change, given the people who inhabit several of the islands - a boat-trip around Mustique and Palm Island and Union Island for example is likely to get you arrested if you don't have a formal invite, because these are private islands, gated communities protected by armed security guards, and who can say who lives there, possibly Hollywoods starlets, possibly Russian oil magnates, possibly Somalian pirate gang-leaders; the information is simply as unavailable as is access for ordinary people and tax-inspectors. A single room at the Cotton House, for example, will cost you $1,000 per night, out of season.

And in the meanwhile, the rest of the population either services the playground or cuts down the ever diminishing banana crop - no, that is inaccurate; the number of bananas is still the same, but the number of bananas which the European Union will purchase has diminished, and given that bananas represent 30% of national income, and unemployment is already so high that mass emigration is now the norm, it is highly possible that several more of these Caribbean islands will become privatised in the decades ahead, either purchased as empty plots of land by the ridiculously rich, or private because you are the only person left to pick up the pieces of molten lava.


Marks For: 0

Marks Against: This business of trying to give marks has become too depressing; I shall leave this blank.




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